....anytime I'm at work.

I'm tired of letting everyone have a fucking express lane into my life at any moment they want. Fuck that noise...


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Labels: stupid fuckers, thoughts

...messing with people's heads.

I'm sure most of you have already seen this one since it has been going around like a viral video lately...

Check out the source link below for a little chuckle... if you don't think it's funny, then you shouldn't be reading my blog...


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Labels: current events, funny shit, thoughts, world news

...for anyone that likes to drive fast...

My co-worker sent this to me, and it had me thinking... "if only they had been driving a German car...."


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Labels: current events, thoughts, world news

... in other news...

I had a crazy dream either last night or the night before, I can't really remember when... just more that it popped into my head today and I was able to recall "oh, that's from a dream I had..."

Anyhow...

So I'm in my car, just driving along... and for some reason I go to stop, my foot hits the floor, then I go to the e-brake, and that pulls up like it's just for show...

WTF?

I remember feeling pretty terrified that I was looking down at this e-brake that didn't work... but I think it may have scared me enough to actually wake up.

I'm pretty sure I know what that's about.... kind of creepy though....


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...hah! Sorry, that was some laughing left over from my expedition to the site in the "source" link below.

An old friend from high school sent me this link a few days ago and I just came across it (horrible at checking my personal email). I did promise that I would give him some props on here, but it just occurred to me that I probably shouldn't type out his full name which is Chris Lobkovich.... oh fuck...

Well at didn't tell them that your phone number is... oh phew... almost fucked up again...

Hah!!! Sorry bro!


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Labels: funny shit, hot girls, thoughts

....to only date girls who are of an Asian descent.

You can check out the source link below, and I think that should "close the deal" for most of you. But if that doesn't do it, then click the link anyhow, use some of the pics as your desktop background... and I feel like after about 48 hours of staring at the super hot Asian chick, you will then realize AND agree with my decision to date Asian only.

Now, I know what some of you are thinking... probably something along the lines of "try getting a dick that's not the size of a toothpick and you might be able to fuck a girl who isn't super tiny and you might experience what we call "sex you can feel"....

To that I say "fuck you, your eye socket is next on my list..." u know, that's what I would say if someone was actually talking shit... not that they are, but in my game I'm always ready for some sucka to get caught slippin....


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Labels: adventures in kenmore, hot girls, thoughts

I was almost done, almost all the way out... and then I get pulled over Thursday night on my way home. Turns out the computer says that my license is suspended. Awesome.

So, turns out I still owe Bothell Municipal Courts $277.00. After paying that yesterday I go over to the DOL to "un-suspend" my license, which they do. They then inform me that a "replacement" license will be $250 for me.

Two hundred and fifty fucking dollars for a license without a hole in it.

I cannot even fucking believe this shit. Now I get to go fuck around all over again....

I'm very disappointed.


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Labels: adventures in kenmore, stupid fuckers, thoughts